F*ck off and dye
Dear Loreal Recital Preference 'Brasilia' or whatever the hell you are called,
I hate you.
I hate your ridiculous ineffective gel formula.
I hate the way you have spent 30 minutes dripping down my back, leaving half my neck and back covered in black stains despite my meticulous swathing of my head in five metres of gladwrap.
You have ruined not one but THREE pieces of my clothing with your sticky goo.
What's more, you've weaseled your way into every nook and cranny of my heretofore spotless bathroom, cleaned with more effort than usual especially for a visit by a VIP guest to my home.
Shape up, loser.
If you think I'll be tempted by your $15 cheapness again you are wrong.
I will be seeking the services of my eminently more lovely and frankly more professional friend to dye my hair in future, whatever the cost.
This is the end for you and I.
Go find some one else to bleed all over with your hideous black plasma.
May you never darken my door (or my hair) ever again.
Gigglewick
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Memo: Gigglewick
From: Gigglewick
It was three grey hairs. It really could have waited until next week.
I hate you.
I hate your ridiculous ineffective gel formula.
I hate the way you have spent 30 minutes dripping down my back, leaving half my neck and back covered in black stains despite my meticulous swathing of my head in five metres of gladwrap.
You have ruined not one but THREE pieces of my clothing with your sticky goo.
What's more, you've weaseled your way into every nook and cranny of my heretofore spotless bathroom, cleaned with more effort than usual especially for a visit by a VIP guest to my home.
Shape up, loser.
If you think I'll be tempted by your $15 cheapness again you are wrong.
I will be seeking the services of my eminently more lovely and frankly more professional friend to dye my hair in future, whatever the cost.
This is the end for you and I.
Go find some one else to bleed all over with your hideous black plasma.
May you never darken my door (or my hair) ever again.
Gigglewick
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Memo: Gigglewick
From: Gigglewick
It was three grey hairs. It really could have waited until next week.
posted by gigglewick at
10:48 pm
2 Comments:
I dye my hair red. And each time I do, I have to warn my roomies that its not blood all over the bathroom.
That shit so does not stay in your hair!
Absolutely.
I hate it.
The update is that my shower curtain is also ruined.
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