Error Gorilla/Know what I mean?
1. There must be worse things that watching Anna Coren flirt with John Howard, but I'm not sure what they are. I hope Harpo isn't wasting any of his new-found sight on this.
2. That craft project I am completing for work is going to look so much better in my head than it does in front of my eyes. It's like the time I made a pinata for another work event which was in a shape to symbolise something in particular but no one cared because there were lollies all over the floor and who can concentrate when that happens?
3. When people say that some one was "car-jacked on the way to the bank", isn't it possible that they weren't on the way to the bank, but that the dude wearing the balaclava with a jagged fishing knife to your throat might have made a compelling case for you to go in that direction?
4. I wonder who would win a fight between 1980s Rob Lowe and contemporary Rob Lowe. I suspect 1980s Rob Lowe would be slippery, what with all that body oil and naked chest. Having said that, I think contemporary Rob Lowe would be harder to scruff by the hair, having ditched the ridiculous bouffant of the past.
5. Some would argue that if the headline "Queen cracks joke" were more common, there would be no call for Australia to become a republic. Particularly if it's one that involves farts*.
6. Following the example of Ms Chesty LaRue, I bought a very expensive pair of knee-high boots today. Well, more specifically, I lay-byed them. Because I have self-control. And also because I wanted to buy a pinafore in the shop down the road, and didn't have enough money to do both in one go.
7. I don't like camping.
8. I recently got invited to attend a commemoration of a major incident of ethnic violence in Australia, in which members of my ancestral family were badly hurt and which doesn't say much for the race relations of the gold rush era. It was themed a "celebration". I'm the only person I know who found that weird/funny.
9. After reading some recent posts, my friend R emailed me yesterday to ask if I was okay and still enjoying my job. I am R, don't worry.... * waves *
10. Yesterday I was given the chance to explain to other people in my workplace what I do. They seemed interested. I told them about our web site. When I checked the site log this morning a whole bunch of them had been downloading a resource I had developed and recommended to them in that meeting. That made me happy.
* The joke, not the republic. But on the other hand, why can't we have both?
2. That craft project I am completing for work is going to look so much better in my head than it does in front of my eyes. It's like the time I made a pinata for another work event which was in a shape to symbolise something in particular but no one cared because there were lollies all over the floor and who can concentrate when that happens?
3. When people say that some one was "car-jacked on the way to the bank", isn't it possible that they weren't on the way to the bank, but that the dude wearing the balaclava with a jagged fishing knife to your throat might have made a compelling case for you to go in that direction?
4. I wonder who would win a fight between 1980s Rob Lowe and contemporary Rob Lowe. I suspect 1980s Rob Lowe would be slippery, what with all that body oil and naked chest. Having said that, I think contemporary Rob Lowe would be harder to scruff by the hair, having ditched the ridiculous bouffant of the past.
5. Some would argue that if the headline "Queen cracks joke" were more common, there would be no call for Australia to become a republic. Particularly if it's one that involves farts*.
6. Following the example of Ms Chesty LaRue, I bought a very expensive pair of knee-high boots today. Well, more specifically, I lay-byed them. Because I have self-control. And also because I wanted to buy a pinafore in the shop down the road, and didn't have enough money to do both in one go.
7. I don't like camping.
8. I recently got invited to attend a commemoration of a major incident of ethnic violence in Australia, in which members of my ancestral family were badly hurt and which doesn't say much for the race relations of the gold rush era. It was themed a "celebration". I'm the only person I know who found that weird/funny.
9. After reading some recent posts, my friend R emailed me yesterday to ask if I was okay and still enjoying my job. I am R, don't worry.... * waves *
10. Yesterday I was given the chance to explain to other people in my workplace what I do. They seemed interested. I told them about our web site. When I checked the site log this morning a whole bunch of them had been downloading a resource I had developed and recommended to them in that meeting. That made me happy.
* The joke, not the republic. But on the other hand, why can't we have both?

8 Comments:
Haha. No I completely missed that one, thank you. There were some blossoms on the standard roses in my front yard this morning. I saw those.
The Queen is a top Aussie - http://www.geocities.com/topaussieguide/
Harpo,
shame. It was really nauseating.
Bigfromage,
But are YOU?????
GW
I would say that the 80's Rob Lowe would stop all over Rob Lowe's 00's ass. There would be much hair pulling and tussling but the 00's one is just that much older that there wouldn't be much comparision. Also all that body oil is slippery and hard to hold onto.
hmmm. Well, in that case it's possible I would have to really "be there" for 00s Rob Lowe after the fight.
* raises eyebrow *
* taps nose *
Plus there should be more knee-high boots in the world. Bring em on.
And — you may agree — never take them camping
Harpo,
Mr Fix certainly agrees with you....
GW
When you compared me to Sam Seaborn a few months ago, I had no idea just how flattered I should be.
*blushes belatedly*
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