Possible answers to the question "What is your problem?"
Can’t run in these shoes, truck approaching
Slowly dying of jealousy
Bitten by camel
The cheese in my “on the go” deli lunch has gone mouldy
Can’t do maths for shit
Bad grammar (see above)
I need a fork
Global warming – it’s everyone’s problem
I feel your pain
My mind is blank*
* To be fair, not always considered a problem.
Slowly dying of jealousy
Bitten by camel
The cheese in my “on the go” deli lunch has gone mouldy
Can’t do maths for shit
Bad grammar (see above)
I need a fork
Global warming – it’s everyone’s problem
I feel your pain
My mind is blank*
* To be fair, not always considered a problem.
posted by gigglewick at
1:22 pm
8 Comments:
Scientology can answer all these questions (for a small* fee)
*ish
Mr Cruise,
Do you really need me to "show you the money"...
PS How's the girdle going?
Of all those examples, the one that leaves me most perplexed is the possibility that you have 'on the go' packs. Do they also have processed ham? Because that there would be the ultimate answer to the question posed.
Actonb,
Are you suggesting that having processed ham is WORSE than being bitten by a camel? Or being run down by a truck?
Hmmm.
On the other hand, the cheese WAS mouldy, and the supermarket I bought that (insert brand name here) instant lunch from was somewhat unapologetic about it, I must say. This is what happens when you prioritise convenience over quality of ingredients. This would never have happened, for example, to Jobe www.jobilates.blogspot.com.
Of course, another problem is that I clearly can't hyperlink either.
Absolutely! Because I have decided that processed ham is the root of all evil.
Bitten by a camel? Well camels are stinky horrid creatures - if you were close enough to be bitten, then obviously your judgement had been impaired by the overconsumption of processed ham.
Run over by a truck? Processed ham had done irreparable damage to your reflexes leaving you unable to get yourself out of danger...
See where I'm going here?
Redcap,
I hope not. But that is a hypoethetical answer, and luckily not one I have experienced.
Actonb,
I see where you're going. But I didn't eat any processed ham, I PROMISE.
I bet Harpo is feeling pretty relieved that all that ham he ate in January was fresh. NArrow escape there, dude.
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