Monday Quiz
2. Am I good looking, or funny looking? Which is better? Why?
3. Why can’t I be more like Janene Garofalo*, but also what the hell is going on with her eyebrows?
4. What’s going on with MY eyebrows?
6. Why is my tummy itchy?
7. Why, when I am distracted, do I always type “L” into the web browser bar?
8. Where did all those enormous three-wheeled bikes from Coke ads in the 1980s go?
9. Why did I spend $3.00 on a can of coke the other day when the staff room stocks the very same cans for a bargain basement $1.00? Come to think of it, why did I spend $3.00 on a coke AT ALL?
10. Where are you going now? Come back!
* Without the Scientology
posted by gigglewick at
4:41 pm
8 Comments:
1. I prefer 'Nong' in reference to Debnam
2. Neither. My mother always told me I was not pretty, but rather 'attractive', which is infinitely better. Apparently.
4. Genetics?
6. bed bugs?
8&9. Coke is of Satan. (I just typed Stan, which is equally bad IMHO)
10. Off to my lounge with a glass of wine, to read Playing Beatie Bow to my daughters, and then wait for Supernatural to start...
Jeneane Garofulo is one of them?
Now, that makes me cry.
Damn.
Scientology is fun, fun, FUN!!!
Actonb,
re 4. - yes. It's all my dad's fault.
re 6. - Google says I'm in the advanced stages of pregnancy with inflamed stretch marks. See - the internet DOESN'T know everything.
Chesty,
Not sure. But she did make a big thing out of it before quitting Air America Radio.
Thomas Mapother Cruise iii,
You can't handle the truth.
Everyone else,
Late entries still accepted: would particularly like to know if anyone can answer that "right ring finger pressing 'L' thing.
7. L is next to colon. You missed, that's all.
1. "But I will never get to the stage of wanting to lead the nation standing in front of the mirror each morning clipping the eyebrows here and clipping the eyebrows there with Janette and the kids: It's like 'Spot the eyebrows'."
Above is definitely one of my favourite Keating insults.
At least he brought interesting things to politics. The ones nowdays are so dull.
2. Maybe you are good funny looking
3. what every happened to her
5. I don't know it has always puzzled me! Surely its the thought of eating dead animals that is disturbing so who would want you meal to actually resemble the dead animals?
7. Chai - are you sure it's not some kind of spasmodic conspiracy?
KR
re 1. Yes, that is why I am going to see 'Keating!' in April.
2. Yes - that's entirely possible.
3. She's on The West Wing at the moment.
5. I KNOW! I have a friend who is not vegetarian who only eats things like sausages and salami so she's not reminded that they used to be a live animal. So why you'd fashion dead animal shapes out of seitan and vegie paste is beyond me (which is not to say I don't love tofu, which I do).
She can't be a Scientologist, she just can't!
Oh the humanity...
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