The internet: when the local library just won't do

If you were to search for "steps of a pineapple reproductive system" on google, you would get 51,000 hits.

Of these hits, your old pal Do I Have To makes it in at # 8.

Woo hoo!

The champagne is chilling as we speak.

FYI other popular searches getting people here are mostly about waxing and bridesmaids.

I hope you know that I accept no legal responsibility for the advice given on this blog, particularly to those TOO DARN YOUNG to be using alcohol as a deadening agent.

Seriously.