I've been wondering, lately/just who's gonna save me?
**** stop press ****
I found what I can only describe as a truly magical product in the toilets at work.
I just spent five minutes spraying 'Purity' all over myself.
Sadly, there is no sign of
* spiritual cleanliness
* increased virtue, or most importantly*
* refreshed virginity
.......yet.
* pffttt!
posted by gigglewick at
6:02 pm
8 Comments:
When I reverted to my 'maiden' name after failed marriage no. 1, I called myself a born-again virgin. The 2 children kind of gave the game away, though.
Oh, spiritual cleanliness sure sounds interesting. In the Vatican, you can confess your sins and become born again - but then, things are never as fun when you have nothing to worry about.
Meva,
Indeed!
Rosanna,
I don't know if it's interesting. But I'm here to tell you that Airwick apparently don't intend for their product to provide it. Bloody false advertising.
Bastards
I think you have to spend more than five minutes spraying yourself with "purity" to refresh your virginity.
I think virginity is overrated. Gimme experience ANYday!
Phishez,
Really? That's so disappointing.
Although yes, what you say is true.
I believe there is surgery available these days to enable folks to have "the best of both worlds", but I can't say that allowing anyone with sharp implements to that particular part of my anatomy appeals.
Hence the toilet-spray.
I don't know if toilet spray should be used near those parts of your anatomy either.
And now I have Midnight Oil in my head - but at least it has replaced Avril Lavine that has been going around and around (Hey Hey You You I don't like your girlfriend...)
Aha,
And Ms KR I was quoting The Sundays, 'I Kicked A Boy'! Nevertheless....Midnight Oil is not such a bad thing to have in your head.
Don't know that Avril Lavigne song. Don't want to.
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