We three kings have just got our 'P's

Or what the journey to witness the miracle of Christ would have been like, if the teenage boys I overheard talking on the weekend were the Three Kings.



King One: I can’t believe we’re going to a lame-arse kids party. I should be rockin’ the Casbah right now, you do know that, don’t you? I’m the party king, I’ve got a rep to uphold.

King Two: But dude he’s going to be the ruler of the universe or some shit. If we don’t get on board now we’ll be just like every other shemp, following the herd, just like those shepherds over there.

King Three: Yeah man, stop being such a wheel chock. Plus you saw how shat Herod was. It’s gonna be awesome. Swears.