Slidin' cross a blue highway...
Gigglewick's concepts for a new millennium
“Can you help me?” mints
“Can you help me?” mints are the new social glue allowing individuals to interact in an increasingly hostile world. Often placed on a conference registration table or visitor information desk, the “can you help me” mint gives the confused and perplexed travelller an excuse to approach a counter and ask for help.
In addition to providing this valuable social function, “can you help me?” mints are also tasty and refreshing.
Promisitis (prom-iss-eye-tuss)
The sexually transmitted infection you contract, after saving your virginity for “the one” who turns out not to be the one, so much as the one-in-a-hundred.
Non-core promisitus
The sexually transmitted infection your partner contracts, after realising that your claim to have saved your virginity for “the one” was not as factual as you may have claimed.
posted by gigglewick at
3:20 pm
2 Comments:
I'm not sure I want to know why you were thinking about promisitis, but I'm going to ask anyway.
Also, is there such a thing as hard-core promisitis. If so, I really don't want to know how one might catch that.
Totally with you on the mint thing, particularly for people who were previously reluctant to approach the counter due to concerns about bad breath.
My friend and I were concerned about Initiativitis...promisitis seemed a related malady somehow.
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