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The things I would say, if a one way ticket to a Florentine villa with no need of further human contact was waiting:
“I’m not entirely sure how you get through the day with such a low level of compassion”
“You know, I think we’ve kind of overdone the “you think you need to lose weight” motif in this conversation”
“You’re probably wondering what I’m doing here talking to some one you know. Frankly, that’s none of your business”
“I think the way you treat people is completely unacceptable”
“You have the most annoying laugh in the world. Which wouldn’t be such a problem if you didn’t also have the loudest laugh in the world”
“You owe me an apology. If I don’t speak to you for a while, it should be no surprise to you”
“I know – I’m disappointing in real life”
"I don't like you. And believe me, I've tried to like you, given your proximity to me. But essentially your attitude to women sucks, and your complete disregard for anyone's point of view other than your own is deeply offensive"
“I’m not entirely sure how you get through the day with such a low level of compassion”
“You know, I think we’ve kind of overdone the “you think you need to lose weight” motif in this conversation”
“You’re probably wondering what I’m doing here talking to some one you know. Frankly, that’s none of your business”
“I think the way you treat people is completely unacceptable”
“You have the most annoying laugh in the world. Which wouldn’t be such a problem if you didn’t also have the loudest laugh in the world”
“You owe me an apology. If I don’t speak to you for a while, it should be no surprise to you”
“I know – I’m disappointing in real life”
"I don't like you. And believe me, I've tried to like you, given your proximity to me. But essentially your attitude to women sucks, and your complete disregard for anyone's point of view other than your own is deeply offensive"
posted by gigglewick at
3:43 pm
4 Comments:
ooooo! can i play too?
"you are possibly the worst friend in the world, you constantly and consistently treat people who love you with no respect and no love in return and quite frankly i should have given you up a long long time ago"
humpf.
Yes Mex, you may play.
The real challenge is to match the comments to their intended recipients (not all the same person).
Me too? To someone I've worshipped undeservedly for many years:
You are a prick. You've always been a prick and are destined to remain one forever. I finally realise that, and wish you all the best in your future endeavours.
To my ex-boss: Karma will win in the end, Queen B. Your ego, bullying and pathetic insecurity will be revealed to all. In fact, none of your staff respect you now, it's just that you approve their payslips. Think on that when you hold another christmas party like last year and *no-one* RSVPs. Not even cholera has the ability to get all of your 'mates' sick at the same time....
To David Koch - I want to smack your smug fat head you wanker. If you're such a self-professed average fella, then share some of your wealth amongst the bonza blokes and top sheilas you profess yourself to belong to, git!
There. I feel better now.
I find that you can actually really say some of those things quite often. Or at least, I do, and I still seem to have friends!
The trick is to find people who would say them to you. If I was behaving in an unacceptable manner, I would very much like to be told about it!
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