One bourbon, one scotch, one beer diddle de diddle de diddle DA DA DUM*
In what can only be described as a victory for the Australian Hotels Association in the public relations war..................................
I went out to my favourite local on Saturday night with two girlfriends.
I got drunk.
I got chatty.
I got happy.
I got a ham, cheese and pineapple jaffle.
I got no hang over.
I got up with Grizzlewick at 6:45am the next morning and have not been happier in ages.
I feel the balance has been restored.
Who knew that filling myself with depressants was in fact the much-needed circuit breaker to what was really starting to feel like depression?
NOTE TO CHILDS: this is not a recommendation of drinking**, and let's not forget the alcopops*** are evil, m'kay?
* this is how I imagine a 12 bar turn around would read if you wrote it down. If you sing the title to this post it is a lot more interesting. And no, I'm not still drunk.
** although it really looks like one, doesn't it?
*** Sorry Eleanor.
I went out to my favourite local on Saturday night with two girlfriends.
I got drunk.
I got chatty.
I got happy.
I got a ham, cheese and pineapple jaffle.
I got no hang over.
I got up with Grizzlewick at 6:45am the next morning and have not been happier in ages.
I feel the balance has been restored.
Who knew that filling myself with depressants was in fact the much-needed circuit breaker to what was really starting to feel like depression?
NOTE TO CHILDS: this is not a recommendation of drinking**, and let's not forget the alcopops*** are evil, m'kay?
* this is how I imagine a 12 bar turn around would read if you wrote it down. If you sing the title to this post it is a lot more interesting. And no, I'm not still drunk.
** although it really looks like one, doesn't it?
*** Sorry Eleanor.
posted by gigglewick at
8:41 pm
6 Comments:
Stuffing yourself with depressants???
Glad the pub was therapeutic... should probs be bulk-billed, no?
you know - alcohol - a depressant in sufficient quantities.
Yes, should indeed be bulk-billed.
I demand Nicola Roxon take action on this immediately....
Oh, hang on a minute....
i wonder if the collective noun would be a Drowning of Depressants?
Ack! That expression again! Are you trying to make my head explode?!!
Just, please tell me you didn't drink any pretty coloured ones! May it only have been pretty coloured cocktails, tequila shots, wine, champagne and beer!
Dude
You have now proved conclusively that ham cheese and pineapple jaffles are the most powerful natrual anti-depressant in the world.
My naturopath will be calling you for some tips shortly.
Glad to hear you're feeling better.
Actonb,
I think you have a 21st century dictionary entry right there.
EB,
Sauvignon blanc was my drink of choice. And quite the drink it was too.
INC,
Indeed they are. You can tell this by the way I almost killed my girlfriend by shoving her bodily out of the way when she commented:
"Er, ham cheese and pineapple? Really?"
Although I did retain enough decorum to apologise to the hapless vendor for only having a $50 note.
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