Talking loud/With your four-track friends
Facebook Groups I would join if they existed
“I don’t care what Mark Phillipoussis is up to right now”
“People who secretly want to be on Temptation but are terrified of public humiliation”
“Yes. Yes I am. People who are happy to declare their over-use of this speech pattern”
“Just because I support Labor doesn’t mean I am a right-wing fascist, but you should feel free to continue to think that way if you like because basically it doesn’t matter what I say you will still think I am the devil incarnate”
“People who refuse to eat at restaurants because their exterior decorative elements remind them of human excrement”
posted by gigglewick at
3:08 pm
7 Comments:
Indeed... Those who believe one word can speak volumes.
hee...
If you set up any of those groups I will join immediately.
Also, there is an actual group called "Julia Gillard's voice makes me want to tear my ears off" which, much as I love our Julia, is a fair call.
Is there a group called "When Kevin Rudd talks lately I want to cry?" Also a winner, I think
ooooh.
Can I also add:
"People who don't want to open the local paper to see photos of boys they had crushes on in Grade Six"
Also,
Shut yo' mouth Mr (Not) Craig - Julia is seven kinds of delightful and ALSO there's a distinct possibility you would be none too impressed with the timbre of my voice either.
Just sayin'.
Wow, I am getting less popular every time I comment here.
I adore our Julia and always will. She may be the finest politician in the country (which, admittedly, is about as hard as being the best DJ in Alaska).
It doesn't mean that there won't be a few people who have issues with her voice, not me personally, necessarily, just some people.
If I ever have the honour of hearing your mellifluous tones, I have not doubt that I will be utterly delighted.
Just sayin'
It has also occurred to me that I may be the last person in the world to be in a position to say anything about some-one else's weird Welsh-Australian accent and somewhat nasal voice.
Fortunately, even if you listen t the Law Report, meaning you have heard my voice, you wouldn't have known it was me.
Just sayin'. Again.
Erm, I'm kinda with Craig. I think we should all put in some money and get Our Julia (who, if there was any justice, should have been leader instead of Smarmy Tin Tin) and possibly also Missy Higgins some elocution lessons. I know they're bothing trying to own their working class roots, but girls, you're taking bogan a little too far.
I'd also join groups called, "Footballers' WAGs and their skanky clothes/behaviour/bitch brawls hold little or no interest for me" and "Bec Hewitt, get the fuck off the island, NOW! And take Lley-Lley, your offspring and your pathetic attempts at poetry with you."
Thankfully, I don't believe we have restaurants in Adelaide that have been plastered with anything resembling excrement. But I'd still join the group in support. Yes. Yes, I would. Indeed.
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