It's our rabbit. Leave her she will come home by herself!

Bureaucrats of the world!


What do we make of this sign in a back alley in Fitzroy? Let us undertake a SWOT analysis of its effectiveness....


Strengths
Rabbit develops independence and strong character due to its owners' trust of its capability to navigate back streets of Fitzroy


Weaknesses
Rabbit develops "latch-key" syndrome


Opportunities
Rabbit cassoulet at my house?


Threats
Junkie rabbit beats me over the head with lump of 4x2 and steals my wallet to buy crack